Q: How many kajirae does it take to screw in an energy bulb?
A: Kajirae screw in alcoves, not energy bulbs.

Q: Why do blonde kajirae have big belly buttons?
A: From serving blonde Masters.

Q: How did the kajira die drinking milk?
A: The bosk fell on her.

Q: What do you call a bosk after it's 6 months old?
A: 7 months old.

Q: What is the best thing to do if you find a sleen in your bed?
A: Sleep somewhere else.

Q: What kind of rocks are at the bottom of the Thassa?
A: Wet ones.

In thanks to Lily A Thorns c/o The Snow_Larl_Inn club board on yahoo

10 Ways for Free Women to Stay Free

1. Use someone else’s name, get her collared and laugh as she spits and sputters explaining how she hasn’t been online.
2. Throw a willing fur slut in the path of the one trying to place a collar on you to avert his attentions.
3. Wear lots of bosk fat on your neck so the collar will slide right off.
4. Wear a sleen fur cape and pray the warrior has bad eyesight and mistakes you for a sleen.
5. Only visit an empty room, and be on your way out anytime another enters the one you are in.
6. Self boot yourself and claim you had computer troubles upon your return.
7. Duck quickly then demurely run like on fire.
8. Claim insanity and acted clueless they will not want you in a collar.
9. Never use the words “hot” “passionately” and such when speaking.
10. Best yet..smile sweetly and say little in a room. Never giggle.
Mistress Priss